D.O.B: 2/5/84
Relational Status: Seeking out the Warrior Princess 
Sexual Status: Impossible to Judge
Vital Statistics:- Too many to note
Height: The same as an evolution
Weight: Very heavy after a trip to the local Kebab Shop
Hair: As per his brother,known as the Lineham look
Eyes: Answers on a postcard
Occupation: Kettle Boiler - still serving his apprentership, will be promoted to tea boy shortly
Playing Position: The bathroom
Paddling Style: does he have one??
Boat: Mega - Mystere
Paddle: Streamlyte
Claim to Fame: Still looking for one
Nickname Explanation:- Rob is better known for starring in a TV sitcom called "Only Fools
& Horses" where he played an intellectual role alongside Del &
Rodney.