D.O.B.: 4/4/79
Relational Status: Serious relationship with the Darkside
Sexual Status: Hard to assess since seriously shacked up to the Dark Side.
Vital Statistics:-
Height: 5'8"
Weight: 10st 3lb / 63Kg
Hair: Short Blonde
Eyes: Brown
Occupation: British Gas Fitter
Playing Position: Attacker / Co Sprinter
Paddling Style: K1 Marathon
Boat: Mega - XCell
Paddle: Mega - Reaction
Claim to Fame: Cheeky enough to start going out with someone from the teams arch enemy Aberfan Canoe Club
Nickname Explanation:-
Was originally asked if he had a nickname and declared Turtle, but joined the team with a very short crew-cut and had a passion for wearing woolly hats. Fossil then decided Convict would be more appropriate for his name