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D.O.B.: 8/8/60
Relational Status: Shacked up for the long term.
Sexual Status: Expired.
Vital Statistics:-
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 15st ++++
Hair: Excessive
Eyes: Hazel
Occupation: Pasterie Chef
Playing Position: Wherever allowed
Paddling Style: Irratice, but usually in slow motion.
Boat: Mega - Raptor
Paddle: Mega - Reaction
Claim to Fame: More Bare Hugs than reasonably necessary.
Nickname Explanation:- See above.