D.O.B: 18 05 1977
Relational Status: young single andalways looking
Sexual Status: animal vegetable mineral !! (Hide ya Daughters)
Vital Statistics:- just about perfect 10"
Height: 5ft 10 of the best
Weight: the big 9.5 stoner
Hair: braaan
Eyes: 2, deep blue
Occupation: Composite fitter/ laminator
Playing Position: Sright up there...OK.....paddle bunny/ water boy
Paddling Style: faster than a speedin bullet - oh alright...bendy
Boat: revenge
Paddle: mega eclipse
Claim to Fame: can turn anything into filth/ crazy imagination
Nickname Explanation:- its all in the way i run