D.O.B: 9/11/66
Relational Status: Single and always open to offers
Sexual Status: Active as possible
Vital Statistics:- fat fat fat!!!!!
Height: Tall Enough
Weight: NSWT (no scales will take)
Hair: Short Falling Off The Back
Eyes: Brown but bloodshot
Occupation: IT Lay about
Playing Position: Super Sub/Goal Keeper
Paddling Style: Brilliant C2 front man - great help for polo - NOT !!!
Boat: Mega - Raptor
Paddle: Mega - Eclipse with dodgy bent shaft (he's a southport)
Claim to Fame: Only drinks Budweiser oh and he went to Barcelona in 1992 for some big event. Ask Chris but only if you have got a lot of time on your hands, oh and swimming for the GB Slalom Team in a world championship
Nickname Explanation:- Because he is the oldest of the best.......